i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

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my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

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phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

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sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(Source: susemoji)

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Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

(Source: nxte)

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If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”
Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)
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Just remember when you’re ignoring her, you’re teaching her to live without you.
(via lulu-a)

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